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News from an Absurd Planet
There is a popular musician named Fetty Wap. There is such a thing as a “pickle grabber”. Sometimes human children really do get raised by wild animals. Everyone wants to be in love all the time, but it’s never the case that everyone is in love at the same time. Donald Trump really might be…
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Your Teen Tells You About Darius the Great
So there’s this crazy story about this, like, ancient Persian king named Darius the Magnificent who’s coming to the throne of Persia, like, so long ago even the Romans are all like, “I can’t even with all this history and shit.” And Darius is ascending to the throne for the first time amid this total,…
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The Man at the YMCA
There’s a man at the YMCA named Gary. Gary’s enormous. He has curly grey hair and blue eyes that look vaguely crazed, like the eyes of a caged wolf. I always meet him in the locker room and he is always naked throughout the entirety of our interaction, usually with a towel close to hand…
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The Greatest
June 3, 2016 Stop the clocks, cut off the telephone. Around the world, people catch their breath at the news. They light candles, repair to mosques, and churches, and temples of different faiths. In boxing gyms, they pay homage through the flat hard patting of fists, and the rolling thunder of the speed bag. Converge…
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On What We Just Saw: Written by a boxing fan between 12 and 2 after the MayPac letdown
Well, the “fight of the century” is over and it feels like nobody won what they could have won. Mayweather, of course, walks away with the victory and the unified welterweight title…whatever the hell that means. In this era of myriad belts and incremental weight classes, the only title that really matters is lineal pound…
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